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Thu Sep 13, 2007, 10:17 AM
  • Mood: Noble
  • Listening to: Mrs. Jackson-Outkast
  • Reading: Nadie
  • Watching: Pron!
  • Playing: Hunger
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Drink
I just thought of whoring myself out on the forums to bring in some fans.

I'm a dirty dirty person.

That and I feel like hitting the "Random Deviant" button again, you'd be surprised how many whackos you'll get with that thing.

"Random Deviation" however is very interesting, you'll come across crap 4 out of 5 times. But that time you don't get crap, it's like "whoa, that's cool."

Marry and Reproduce.

There is no spoon.

A Continucion of the Plague (A Survey if You Will)

Thu Sep 6, 2007, 5:45 AM
  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: The Bard's Song
  • Reading: Nadie
  • Watching: Pron!
  • Playing: Guitar Hero Dos
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Drink
Totally stolen, but I don't care if anyone reads it, I like looking at these things for myself. Which begs the question "well then why do you post them Richard?" Simple, although I don't care what you say, it still amuses me to let you have a word in edgewise.

After all, how can I make fun of people who never talk? Hardly.

-=-Outcast-=-
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities (i.e.- dances, ice cream socials, football games, etc.)
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] You have a large sexual background.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high (middle) school stereotype.
[] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 6

-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[x] Lets face it: you like to party.
[] You party every other weekend.
[ ] or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state...world =0
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[x] You've snuck out of the house (hotel room) to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[x] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[x] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 9

-=-Scene Kid-=
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You dont know many of the people on your friends list in person
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.
Total = 2

-=--=-Prep-=--=-
[x] You pop the collar [w..t...f...] :P
[ ] You wont go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [leGASP]
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ](Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[x] You are content overall with how your life is going.
total= 2

-=--=-Band Geek-=--=-
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[x] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[x] You are/were in Marching Band
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[x] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 7

-=-Thespian-=-
[x] You have seen a school play.
[x] You have seen a Broadway musical (Youtube)
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference (State or International or both)
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian? joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[x] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[x] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[x] You do not have a personal bubble.
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 9

-=-Overachiever-=-
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job. (Babysitting |3)
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything
Total = 0

-=-Slacker-=-
[x] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV. [or on deviantART...]
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting
[x]You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 10

-=-Goth-=-
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot. (depends)
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You like to write dark poetry.
[...x...] You are into S&M. (maybe)
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 8


-=-Nerd-=-
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[x] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[x] People always cheat off your during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
Total = 6

-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] Youve made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 1

-=-Gangstaaa-=-
[ ] You actually are black.
[x] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[x] You can freestyle.
[x] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[x] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your ass.
[x] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin
Total = 5

-=-Emo-=-
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games [whut?]
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[ ] You have dark hair.
[x] you love the emo song
[ ] you say stuff like "i feel like my hearts being riped out" and all that
Total = 1

-=-Skatepunk-=-
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[x] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[x] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive
Total = 8

-=- Metalhead -=-
[ ] Most people are scared of your music
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[x] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco
[ ] You hate pop and rap
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[x] You curse a lot (Hells a lot you motherfuckin bitch. )
[ ] You can name at least five subgenres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favourite bands thinks they're vikings
[x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music
Total = 8

Breakdown:

Outcast: 6
Party Boy: 9
Scene: 2
Prep: 2
Band Geek: 7
Thespian: 9
Overachiever: pfft, why bother?
Slacker: 10
Goth: 8
Nerd: 6
Junkie: 1
Gangsta: 5 (I'm so not gangsta)
Emo: 1 (hold tha phone, just because I like that song does not mean I have anything to do with emos...bastards)
Skatepunk: 8 (It's amazing what you learn from playing Tony Hawk videogames eh?)
Metalhead: 5 (and yet I can barely stand metal music)

So I'm good all-around...with the "good" guys, such as the not scene, emo, or prep.

Go me.

I'd Like Mine Fried

Fri Aug 31, 2007, 7:31 AM
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: The Chicken Song
  • Reading: Naught
  • Watching: Naught
  • Playing: Guitar Hero Dos
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Drink
THE CHICKEN SONG - Spitting Image

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa"

Do it. Do everything the song describes. Now.

[link]

It is totally 4realz.

Lose Control, Find Chaos.

Mon Jul 30, 2007, 2:43 PM
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Take Me
  • Reading: Naught
  • Watching: Naught
  • Playing: Mercenaries
  • Eating: Mwror
  • Drinking: Heat
Can you believe it, I get my creativity back and it turns out all I'm interested in is music!

I mean I'm even considering playing my rtrombone again (assuming it's still in playable condition. And I really really want a guitar/cello/both.


They're selling Bass guitars at walmart now.

Kill me. Kille me please.

Keep Me Comin'

Fri Jul 20, 2007, 8:36 AM
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Take Me
  • Reading: Naught
  • Watching: Naught
  • Playing: Mercenaries
  • Eating: Mwror
  • Drinking: Heat
I'll take anything, surveys, questions, q/a, faq, while I'm in this little block of mine (yeah, it's not little).

You can ask questions to any of my characters, any single one, alive...or dead, all you gotta do is note me, and they'll respond.

(If they want to or not.)

DO IT.

Maybe I'll get some ideas, my writer's blocks are the worst...

Just interrogate me and the people I created, do it, I command it, make it happen, all of you.

>.> Maybe some of you will read something...

Don't forget my scraps (That one story involving people going mad has been going through my mind, expect to see it updated here soon.)

You can ask any pre-existing aforementioned character anything, please, I'm (we're) begging ya.

Just so's I can have something to do whilst I wait.

The Characters:

(Name) - (Title) - (Profession/demeanor)

The Playground for the Slightly Deranged
Geoffrey Mannigan - The Entreprenuer - Psycho
Emmet Dixon - The Fugitive - Psycho
Cornelia - The Abused - Misguided
Jim Lockhart - The Hollow - Extreme Mental Case
Chris Strange - The Epiphany - Hitman
The Voice - Mr. Strange's Boss - Unknown

Those You Haven't Met in the Series:
The Entrope
The Band
The Lost
Without
With
The Children
The Judge
The Redeemer
Public
Police

The Epics of Inmiel
(Yeah, you haven't seen it, but I use most of the characters to do RPs.)

Jial - Bloodwolf Rogue - Werewolf/Raider
Jikial- Bloodwolf Rogue - Werewolf/Raider
Malice - Shadow Master - Thief Extrordinair
Kiriaga - Ultimate Evil
God - Ultimate Good
Entrope - The Only Neutrality
Katalina - Succubus - Lost Soul of Purgatory
Rishkar - Lith'na Army Rogue Archer - Archer
Mother Nature - (need she be explained?)
With - Servant of Entrope (Good)
Without - Servant of Entrope (Evil)
The Seven Falsities - The Seven False Gods of Inmiel
Heroes of The Ages - Yet to Be Named, a few shown above

ReWritten
(Don't be mad CJ)
Richard - Pyromancer - Nature's Servant
Christina - Necromancer - Don't wanna spoil it
John Paul - Mad Scientist
Sarah - Werewolf - still don't wanna spoil it
Kiriaga - Richard's twin - Ultimate Evil
Mr. Bubbles - Furry Mafia Boss
Silvania - Ninja Assassin
...Others as I think about them...

Random
Andrea Silver - The Last Sacrifice
Asher - A Hovren
(A Hovren is a being that has forgotten and/or lost its purpose, it is immortal until it regains its purpose, in which case it dies instantly.)

Ask about anyone else I've failed to mention, even background characters (e.g. "Yes, Mr Pedestrian #1, Why were you at the gas station when the car blew up?)

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