- Mood:
Irritated - Listening to: Song 2
- Reading: Epic
- Watching: Paint Peel
- Playing: Nothing
- Eating: Eats
- Drinking: Drinks
The Express lane is no longer the Express Lane when;
1. You get me, the slowest cashier.
2. You have more than 15 items.
3. You have less than 15 items, but all of them are huge and hard to handle.
4. You have shitloads of coupons, for fifteen items.
5. You're using checks.
6. You ask a question.
7. You are not sure of what you're buying.
8. You don't take the bags off the turn-a-bout.
9. I have to point something out on the screen.
10. Your children won't stop bothering you.
11. You don't answer when I ask "How are you? Do you have your Kroger Card Today?"
12. You don't already have your Kroger card out, and you have millions of cards to go through to get to it.
13. You're not old enough to buy cigarettes, and you decide to waste my time anyway.
14. You don't leave when you're finished.
15. When more than 10 people think that the express lane is really express, and they all have borderline 15 items.
16. When I'm not able to use the bathroom.
17. When the front-end supervisor asks me a question in the middle of your order.
18. When someone says the word "bascart"
19. When you decide you want something else...on the other side of the store.
20. When you knowingly waste my time with less than five items.
And more.
Good Morning Mrs. Johnson
Rejected
Noble
