So, this time of year has come round once again, and billions are wrapping their arms around their selves and their kind.

The one day of the year where even criminals feel guilt if they commit a crime.

And loot.

In order of excitement level (increasing).

Candy
Pantega (It's like advanced tic-tac-toe on crack and sugar).
German Conversation Demystified

And most exciting and disappointing.

Breakfast.

That's seriously all I got.

My sister's loot list is too long to place here, but the most infuriating of her gifts is, of course, two (2) Taylor Swift cd's.

Because every teen drama needs a teenage country singer. Because I want to hear some girl sing about cheating boyfriends, songs, and unrequited love.

Goddamned Merry Christmas.

Let's move on to New Years.